Turn off your television and go outside.


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I actually think my oldest brother might be Ron Swanson.

I was having breakfast with him recently and he ordered bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns, asking the waitress for everything to be charred. He actually said, “I’m going to repeat that: Burn. Everything. Burn it.” It was just like the “give me all the bacon and eggs you have” scene. Moreover, he’s a gun-toting, staunch conservative and has had a mustache for years. I can’t even look at him with a straight face right now.

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  • Aug 15, 2012
    1. turnoffyourtelevision posted this